Archive for March 19th, 2006
If you erase this message u owe me a kiss, if you save this message u owe me sex, if you send this message 2 anyone u owe me both so when do i collect???
Sex drugs rock & roll, speed weed & birth control , life a bitch & then u die, so fuck the world & lets get high! send this to 5 people or have 7 yrs bad SEX.
Ur so sexy, ur so fine! u no how 2 blow my mind! rub me down and rub me up, stk ur cock rite up my muff!
Bak 2 bak, front 2 front, on d table, lick d cunt, stick it in, do ur ting, do it hard & make her sing, tense ur body feel d cum, den let it rip into her bum!
I’ve been a muff diver 4many a year. I’ve spent all my money on muff divin gear, the goggles, the snorkle the muffdivin tank. If I’m not out muff divin, I’m havin a wank.
(by http://www.dect.kz/)
March 19th, 2006
I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
Once i saw a little star, it seems so nice and bright to my eyes than suddenly you came and gave me this star and i must thank that you there are…
Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid.u’ll get laid.
Roses are red, Pickles are green. I love your legs and what’s in between.
Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.
(by http://www.dect.kz/)
March 19th, 2006
Sex is like Nokia (connecting people)… like Nike (just do it)…like Pepsi (ask for more)… like Coca-cola (enjoy)… like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)…
U’ve got SEX APPEAL…U’ve got INTELLIGENCE…U’ve got class…U got da face…U got da body…I got the wrong number… SORRY!
Men get and forget Women give and forgive.
Boys say it’s great, boys say it’s fine. 9 months later they say it’s not mine!
Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn’t…
(by http://www.dect.kz/)
March 19th, 2006