sms jokes – 2

March 21st, 2006

File not found! Nobody leaves the room!

What is the meaning of FANTA? Fuck And Never Touch Again!

A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain’t a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!

Txtin iz messin, mi headn’me englis, try2rite essays, they all come out txtis. Gran not plsed w/letters shes getn, swears i wrote better b4 comin2uni. &she’s african.

There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?

(by http://www.dect.kz/)

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