Archive for March 27th, 2006

Sms text for friends

I’m A rincess I Live In The Clouds If You Wanna Kick It Wit Me You Betta Bow Down So Get On You Knees And Call Me Your Highness Cuz baby Believe me I’m Louisiana’s finest!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

Roses are red, violets are corny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

(by http://www.dect.kz/)

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Sms jokes for friends 2

I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.

Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good.

Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

When I’m dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And apon my headstone will be seen, here liies the bones of a fucking machine.

(by http://www.dect.kz/)

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