Sms jokes for friends 2
March 27th, 2006
I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good.
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
When I’m dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And apon my headstone will be seen, here liies the bones of a fucking machine.
(by http://www.dect.kz/)
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