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aphorisms

Actors are the only honest hypocrites.
(William Hazlitt)

Love is a conflict between reflexes and reflections.
(Don Herold)

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninetly – nine percent perspiration.
(T. A. Edison)

Lack of many is the root of all evil.
(G. B. Shaw)

Friendship among women is only a suspension of hostilities.
(Count Rivarol)

1 commentMay 2nd, 2006

Sms jokes about THIS

Sex is like nokia (connecting people)… like nike (just do it)…like pepsi (ask for more)… like coca-cola (enjoy)…=)) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE).

Add commentMay 1st, 2006

SMS contractions 4

tnx – thank you
2dA – today
2moro – tomorrow
u – you
w8 – wait…
wtf – What The Fuck!
wot – what
2 – to, two
ppl – people
4 – for
ql – cool
b – be, bee
ru? – are you?
c – see
some1 – someone
10x – thanks
faq – frequently asked questions

1 commentApril 30th, 2006

SMS contractions 3

ilu – I Love You
imho – in my humble opinion
l8r – later
lol – laughing out loud
luv – Love
nc – no comment
njoy – enjoy
pcm – please call me
pls – please
rrbs – really really big smile
ruok – are you ok?
t2ul – talk to you later

1 commentApril 29th, 2006

sms contractions 2

cul8r – see you later
dk – don’t know
afaik – as far as I know
y – why
bf – boyfriend
asap – as soon as possible
b4 – before
bc – because
cm – call me
eod – end of discussion
gf – girlfriend
h2cus – hope to see you soon

1 commentApril 28th, 2006

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