sms jokes about boyfriend
I don’t wanna be anything other than me.
One boyfriend is never enough.
Explain to me again why I need a boyfriend?
I lost ma taddy bear… Can I sleep with u?
I love the way you smile.
Add commentJune 12th, 2006
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Wishes with love – love sms
When the night comes, look at the sky.
If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why,
Just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true,
Because I did it and I found you!
1 commentJune 11th, 2006
sms quotes
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
(Mark Twain)
1 commentMay 4th, 2006
quotes
I’m a believer in punctuality though it makes me very lonely.
(E. V. Lucas)
A man falls in love just as he falls downstairs. It is an accident.
(Southley)
Practice is the best of all instructors.
(Publius Syrus)
If you want to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your mirror.
(Rabelais)
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
(W. Rogers)
1 commentMay 4th, 2006
Aphorisms 2
Common sense is not so common.
(Voltaire)
Modern women understand everything except their husbands.
(Oscar Wilde)
Second marriage: the triumph of hope over experience.
(S. Johnson)
Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
(Voltaire)
Everybody is ignorant, only on different – subjects.
(W. Rogers)
1 commentMay 3rd, 2006